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Taylor Swift said good morning to forest sprites only.
Girls, were sleeping inside a bear tonight!!!
Five years ago, when I sawThe Revenant,I thought, this isnt for me.
But as it turns out, Leonardo DiCaprioMr.
And when we awaken?Folklore.
Theres no cell reception here inFolklore,so pick up a fun and butch new hobby: whittling.
A monster that turned out to be just trees.
Chop it all off, brutally and remorselessly.
Great, now join me in the smoke of this campfire I built on the riverbed.
Under no circumstance could Justin Timberlake outlive Taylor Swift in the woods.
Taylor will be sleeping comfortably and warmly inside a grizzly bear tonight next to an absolutely merciless fire.
Cool kindling, Justin.
Enjoy your squirrel meat, Justin.
Hey, I think I just saw a grouse over there maybe you could catchthat, JUSTIN.
Maybe Justin Timberlake has some spare rotted squirrel thigh for your weak ass.
Folkloredrops tonight at midnight.
