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To make matters even more complicated, the fate of these shows was in constant flux this week.
So Ive made the executive decision to eschew rankings this week and letyoube the late-night TV judge for once.
(And I do mean once, as I truly love to rank things!)
We dont know whether its a feather or a brick, Colbert admitted in his audienceless opening monologue.
Fallon then had Dr. Oz on to teach viewers how to surgically wash their hands.
My 20-second handwashing song is thebridge and chorus of ShallowbecauseI love Lady Gaga.
I think shes a really interesting artist.The Tonight Showis on hiatus until March 23. tothe shutdown of the NBA.
Tired: shaking hands and bumping elbows.
Wired: keeping your booty fingers to yourself!
Jimmy Kimmel Live!
But if weve learned anything the past week, thetruth is often stranger than fiction.
