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Is it a good movie?Who knows!Thats not the point.
But I promise that it is guaranteed to serve this purpose well.
Reason 1:House of Gucciis very long.
The movie is two hours and 37 minutes long!
Or worse: Are you dating anyone right now?
Reason 2:House of Guccihas an actor everyone can talk about.
Reason 3:House of Guccihas accents everyone can talk about.
There is nothing more fun than being an armchair expert about the accents of movie stars.
Are they damaging to the status of Italians in the media?
Should Ridley Scott have just shot the movie in Italian?
Everyone can weigh in!
Reason 4:House of Gucciwill make you all have to Wikipedia things.
Reason 5:House of Gucciis not for children.
), and then stick withGuccifor the adults.
Theres a whole sex scene on a desk that is quite vigorous!
Gives everyone a little something to grumble and titter about.
Reason 6:House of Gucciis about the essential rot of wealth.
Its an apt fit for a holiday that is superficially cozy, but really a commemoration of colonization.
Make everyone do a little reflection on that.
Reason 7:House of Gucciwill give you all many inside jokes to reference.
No one wants that.
