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Americasonly true sportis back.
One that stands for athleticism, sportsmanship, and dignity.
Thats more than everyone outside of the top three made atthis years U.S. Womens Open.
No competition series commits harder to the bit, and we respect that.
Maybe inyourendo, friendo.
This is just good, clean, American mini-golf.
Now get a load of these holes.
How is this golf?
Turfing USA
Golfers will putt their balls across the big wave and avoid the sand trap.
Isnt this what Summer Biathlon is?
(Its not any stranger than actual Biathlon: cross-country skiing while shooting a gun.)
Putt-a-Saurus
Ah, that trusty thematic standby of mini-golf courses everywhere: dinosaur stuff.
This ones got mud in it!
Golfers will treat their golf ball like a pinball while trying not to get swatted down by the flippers.
This ones for real heads only.
The Fishing Hole
No, this isnt a cursed pic from an abandonedFive Nights at Freddyswater park.
Perhaps the most sacred of this seasons holes.
At the other end, players will have to slide down the North Pole.
So yes, this course is both as festive and as sultry as its name suggests.
Were pretty sure this was aCutthroat Kitchenobstacle.
Donut Hole
LikeHomer Simpsons doughnut hellbut with golf.
But connection TV is always innovating, so this time around they lit that shit on fire.
The Pecker
You cheeky monkeys.
This is a family show!
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