His Dark Materials

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Is Mrs. Coulter still following them?

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Where is Lord Asriel?

And could Roger ever forgive her?

Whatever, time has no meaning) ago.

Besides, he can cook.

(Not that she deigns to use this stand-up bath.)

She attempts to reciprocate his hospitality by recreating his om-eh-latt, though her recipe involves 100 percent more eggshells.

What matters to Lyra Silvertongue is that theres something she wants in Wills Oxford, and that Will agrees.

That he has to justify the risk to himself is not her concern.

Finally, she decides to ask the alethiometer the most pressing question: Can she trust Will?

It responds bluntly: He is a murderer.

Perhaps its not just his age that makes him so interesting to the spectres.

Meanwhile ugh,adults.Mrs.

Ofcoursethe cardinal buys it.

you could practically hear the ensuing boner when she kisses the ring.

In the biggest deviation from the text, this Ruta Skadi doesnt stop at releasing her comrade.

Cardinal Sturrock, however, does not die immediately, providing yet another opportunity for the now-incensed Coulter.

I will make it my sin, she says to Father MacFailure over here.

As a first act of service.

Im certain this deal will involve absolutely zero consequences for him.

Wonder what that other name was.

Just a reminder, for no reason whatsoever, that this series is a rough retelling ofParadise Lost.

Lee Scoresby was in this episode.

Nothing really happens with him except that he crashes the witch gathering looking for information about Grumman.

Lyra and Wills ragamuffin tug-of-war over the worst bed is just crushing.

(Lyras hygiene and cooking notwithstanding.)

Do we ever get a good reason as to why the children of Cittagazze hate cats so much?

Seems a lot cheaper, too, than going HAM on CGI, but what do I know?