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Beware the ornery man with nothing but time on his hands and a need for constant public adoration.
And hes decided its all going to come courtesy of Jack and his little weed.
Fortunately for Bill, the timing couldnt be any better.
It would be the biggest audience the DWL has ever seen, and Bill wants in on that action.
But real life is going to intrude on Jacks script.
Aces heel tendencies rear their ugly head after witnessing one too many friendly moments between Crystal and Bobby.
Crystal doesnt get the news straight from the horses mouth.
And although its an excuse that lets Ace off the hook, it might be true?
But the truth hurts, though, and Crystal isnt happy with this development in her professional life.
Crystals starting to think maybe this just isnt the place for her.
Thats the beginning of the end for the kayfabe and the cage match tonight.
Its time for real drama.
She tells Ace, and the crowd, that shes dumping him because he cant satisfy her.
She needs a man, not a crybaby boy, and shes been cheating on him with Bobby.
Dont worry, she tells a seething Ace.
Youre so lucky, cause sometimes you find someone more pathetic than you.
Tricia comes out to boos, and the crowd is lovin Crystal more than ever.
One more thing, she tells Ace.
Im with Bobby now.
But its Bobby who reaps the worst of what Wild Bill sowed.
Aces latest humiliation inside the ring leads to him putting a real hurtin on Bobby.
He improvises a superplex, a move Bobby has never performed before.
It puts Bobby down on the mat, and Ace puts him in a leg lock.
Who the fuck do you think you are?
Jack leans over the ropes to ask Crystal.
You do not get to change things!
Jack stops the match, and chaos ensues.
The fair folks are excited, but they were assured earlier that it was all fake.
Ace picks up the mic and points at Bobby.
Thats what happens when you mess with Ace Spade!
Jack tries to calm him down while the ambulance is on the way.
Injury, so horrifying, yet so avoidable, he says.
But apparently, thats what the DWL has become in King Spades absence.
The crowd loves it.
By this time, Jack has returned with the belt and a mic of his own.
He dismisses Bill as a drunken has-been who doesnt belong in the ring before bafflingly accepting his challenge nonetheless.
Thomas is with them, and hes shaken up by what he witnessed.
Jack throws Ace up against a Pepsi machine as Ace swears it was all an accident.
But Bill got exactly what he wanted, and hes not the only one.
After his tussle with Ace, Jack gets a call from the South Georgia State Fair committee.
They liked what they saw and want to feature the DWL at the fair in one month.
I had to restrain myself from making this recap a collection of the best Wild Bill quotes.
