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Its only been six weeks and already our Gossip children are in need of a break.
But before we send them off, lets evaluate their final performance of the fall semester in Parentsite.
Do we get actual growth?
At least some halfway-decent clothes?
MaxLast week: D-Cuts off Rafa and does not fall for any of his take-me-back bullshit.
Supports Audrey during her crisis.
Has the threesome I assume hes been dreaming about all season.
Attempts to warn and make peace with the parent hed been icing out.
Sorry to be a bitch, just saying: Sloppy storytelling from top to bottom here!
Davis correctly says theres no retirement plan in building your Instagram.
so why isnt he making the case for college on other grounds?
But more about Julien in a minute.
For instance: Are we to believe Davis has no qualms about his Black daughter attending this protest?
Surely he anticipates there will be police there?
Shes doing her best.
Glad she could make up with her mom.
Ugh, no, but well deal with her later.
He also just seems very dumb!
Like, Teacher at 24, how does that happen?
Umm … you go to college … you get a job … you are a teacher?
A lot of teachers are young!
Its not like a Dougie Howser situation; private schools dont even require masters degrees.
So thats two wins right there.
Good for you, Jordan!
Also: She had sheets monogrammed for Julien at all her properties?
Extremely psycho, and again, the show has not backed any of this up!
The breakup barely registered!!
Like, were we supposed to think Aki had bad taste?
I didnt realize anybody had any issues with the way he dressed.
And if hes been with Audrey for so long, how does he not know what clothes she likes?
I feel like Aki is in way over his head with telling Audrey how to handle her moms overdose.
Why would he push her to come to dinner with his dad while her mom is still so fragile?
Instead, he just watches her implode and gets progressively more embarrassed by her.
hes mad at Julien for encouraging his beloved to Zoya all over everyone at dinner.
That said: When he yelled, Zoya, what are yousaying?!!
Why does it feel like she is given SO MANY words with that a in them to say??
Anyway, Julien bombed her PSATs.
Why am I listening to this DEEPLY boring marketing pitch for Sephora and their content-creation strategy?
?Cut it from the episode and make this a tight 43 minutes!!!!
(Also:WouldJulien be their youngest partner ever?Olivia Jade would like a word!)
WHAT HAVE MONET AND LUNA BEEN SO WORKED UP ABOUT?
to make out against a wall?
Sort of tasteless, I think.
Like almost but not quite as tasteless as Juliens horrendous jacket.
Is it just me or is this very depressing to watch?
Ive already forgotten, and now shes back to referring to her students as targets.
But … do we?
Is this Aki-Audrey-Max threesome doing anything for anyone?
No one has chemistry; no ones relationships feel lived-in or real.
So the idea that Julien and Obie have had a flame that never went out …
I mean, sure?
Ugh, I dont even like it when high-school kids show up on my FYP.
is telling you straight-up that his teacher abused him!!!!!
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