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How old IS 15?
JulienLast week: C-I guess I should give her credit for averting this fashion emergency at the last minute.
Are we to believe all these other girls were excited to sabotage Julien because theyre team Pippa-and-whoever?
Anyway, its hard to be invested in Juliens quickish thinking here.
At the end of the day, the girls looked moreRisky Businessthan Bass Industries.
(And Dan never wore a tux unless under duress.)
Make this make sense, I beg of this show!!
(Maybe shes justaneditorat New York.
What is your curl routine, Zoya?
Share with the class!
Also, love her lipstick at Dumbo Hall.
Theyve maybe kissed … twice?
They have no chemistry, though this does not distinguish them from any other pairing in this crew.
Why are they even together?
What is that flannel atrocity?
Look in his eyes and there is nothing, nothing I say!!
AKI ARE YOU IN THERE.
Hes scrambling to keep a girlfriend he barely knows and who treats him, at best, negligently.
Is he heartbroken over Julien, or was he ever?
No clue, cant tell.
Doesnt really portend well for the rest of his trysts, no?
But no, we are not going to do the interesting thing.
Were going to do … whatever this is!C+
SimonLast week: Not gradedOh hello, undercoverNew Yorkresearcher!
Did any of you suss out his secret before the end of the episode?
Stalking, flirting with, and lying to a child (Zoya is 15!)
for your article is gross and obviously grounds for immediate termination, not exile to ESPY.
Cute hair, though.
I also love that he asked, What does Gossip Girl actuallydo?
Unless shed make a prettier penny selling the Cornwall estate.
Girl, you live alone with your teen.
NYU grads do it every day.
I feel like that was the themeas recently as three weeks ago.
And Audrey responds by throwing a shitfit and threatening to call dad and blah blah blah.
Its all very teenage, but does it add up with the Audrey we have seen thus far?
Didnt she just learn to have empathy for this woman?
I thought she was supposed to be a smart cookie.
Still, since were grading on a curve she makes it out of here with aC.
Meanwhile, Monet literally refers to her efforts coordinating Juliens social media as work.
Did I miss something?
Is she in fact being employed by Juilen?
Does she get a cut of all these deals?
Or is she just an asshole who views this relationship as strictly transactional?
A plot so nice you gotta bust it out twice?
Little early in the game to be recycling a story line unless something actually interesting happens here.
(Do they move in together?
Two birds, one apartment?)
Im feeling hopeful and will withhold harsher judgment for the time being.
And unlike Nick, he knows what shes capable of!
Gossip Girl forces conversations … it isnt just important, its vital.
The holy trifecta ofVogue,Harpers, andWWD?
May I suggestTaylor and Kanye at the VMAsif you must go celebrity?
Which is really saying a lot.
And maybe I missed her explanation for her outfit, but who was she supposed to be?
All these costumes are lame, sorry.F
MonetLast week: FMONET.
WHY?????????
Everybody sounds like theyre tripping over sentences they would never have crafted themselves.
Constantly posting is so passe!
All the biggest stars create anticipation and build mystery bynotbeing accessible 24/7.
easily dismissed with a blood is thicker than Franzia.
Julien doesnt do anything dirty!!!
I wish she did because she is dull as all get-out!!!
And then we threaten the well-intentioned and genuinely frightened friends of our 17-year-old (17!
