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Brace yourself for a cold, cruel edition of the Gossip Girl Report Card.
LOL at the idea of this child (a 17-year-old, Ithink?)
I thought he and Zoya had chemistry before, but I am no longer seeing it, are you?
She apologizes for making his sexuality about her when its not about her at all.
but Davis does not know this, and so I withhold judgment from him.
Instead he just stood by while she wentbackonstage??
I could go on, but I wont see?
Thats what I wish these hour-long shows would do!
Or just buying drugs from?
Hands full of prescription drugs like he was just trick-or-treating at Mount Sinai … what?
That Altoids tin with just a bunch of, like, random pills in it, like candy?
I feel like its not.
I dont understand why it matters that she had spiked food (?)
As for her announcement that shes a bully, I gotta say: No, youre not!
We have never seen her bully anyone!
Only Monet and Luna, for whom she is sometimes an unwitting puppet, get their hands dirty!
Well, at least shes 15 now.
Like literary great Hannah Horvath before her, she just wasnt good enough!
What does this mean for fairGossip Girl?
These episodes are so long too long, Ill say it again!
For instance, maybe the scorned Aki wouldve been down to help his best friends girlfriend.
Luna is appalled that Julien isnt interested in a Conde Nast photo shoot.
To this I say: What?
What are they TALKING about?
AND WHY ARE THEY SO INVESTED IN JULIENS SOCIAL-MEDIA PRESENCE, GOOD LORD.
cannot achieve those ends without Juliens assistance.
And we dont see what it is that Julien gets out of her relationships with these girls, either.
Why are they even in each others lives?
And does nothing!!
?F
