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So bravo to you!

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Well, the characters whohavestorylines which brings me once again to Julien.

The writers understand that Juliendesperatelyneeds something to do.

Its truly some of the most sleep-inducing television Ive ever watched.

Nothing Zoya says is technically wrong.

The dinner is ultimately a mess.

Helena ignores Zoya throughout, and Obie is clearly embarrassed by her.

Akis mom immediately suspects its Aki who has just dashed out of the vicinity.

Outside, Obie complains to Zoya that she went too hard at Roger.

This is like dropping out of your high-school basketball team because youre not as good as Lebron James.

But Nick just nods sympathetically.

You want to be God?

You have to be above it all.

You cant expose the truth when youre a part of it!

All of his egregious actions play out so casually.

Its also wild that Maxs dad doesnt react at all when he tells him theyve been hooking up.

Audreys mom also wakes up from her coma in a pretty anticlimatic way.

Julien shows up, which is puzzling.

Im deeply confused over what this girl does and doesnt care about!

A series of chaotic things unfolds.

Roger exits the building after a tour with Helena and is pressed about the lawsuit by a reporter.

He immediately defends himself by declaring that he cant be homophobic because his son is gay.

She responds, My politics are who I am.

What are your politics, again??

Helena informs Obie that the police have been called and tells him to leave, but he refuses.

The police show up and start throwing tear gas.

Obie and Julien find cover in an alley where they kiss before the screen goes black.