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If youre considering a couples costume for Halloween this year, the stakes have never been higher.
Maybe youre just a freak who lives for Halloween, and youre making up for a lost year.
Its not even October yet, but its never too early to start planning.
You want something chic, something cute, something timely, something not-cliche.
You should do aMalignantcouples costume.Spoilers ahead.
Heres how to get the look:
Step 1: Duct tape yourselves back to back.
I realize this makes the utility of the remaining steps difficult, if not impossible.
But youre going to be walking around like this all night, and beauty isnt easy.
Step 2: Find a huge, slick, black trench coat.
Step 3: Position the wig just so.
Step 4: For a perfect prop, walk around with a chair.
Sure, Gabriels weapon of choice is a surgical trophy snapped in half.
But his strongest moment in the film doesnt involve a kill.
Everyone will love it, and no one will be annoyed at all.
Bonus modification: Baby mode.
Say youre a recent graduate of the couples-costume stage of life and have entered the family-group-costume stage.
Weird character choice, but perfect childs costume.)
And there you have it!
Terrorizing the party as spookygirl Madison and her evil tumor-twin Gabriel will be absolute #couplegoals!
