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It seems fair to theorize that Sherry Pie was also damaging to the other contestants in her absence.

The other problem with the season was no fault of the producers.

Traditionally, the hottest drag queens on the market are those who are on a current season ofDrag Race.

Its no doubt these queens would have been in high demand.

The season-12 finale wasDrag Raceshighest-rated episode in two years.

This brings us toAll Stars, which is itself showing signs of bloat.

(Seriously, was Ornacia booked?)

Thetrailer forAll Stars 5also revealed a revision of the already byzantine rules ofAll Stars.

If they win, they get the cash and the ability to eliminate one of the bottom queens.

to keep the fandom hyped?

And if they had faith in the format, why make an already complicated system even more labyrinthine?

Theres a simple solution for the unfairness of season 12 and the increasingly humdrum casting ofAll Stars.

When the Sherry Pie situation started, some fans called for season 12 to be refilmed.

What ifAll Stars6, whenever it happens, is just season 12 all over again?

Yes, that is the solution.

Let the girls compete without the specter of a fake casting director and a global pandemic looming over them.

Think about the possible story lines.

Of course there isBrita vs. Aiden 2: The Revenge.

How will Gigi Goode act after being humbled by losing a crown she said on the finale she deserved?

Crystal will no longer be the kooky underdog, but the artsy front-runner.

Nicky Doll might have taken an acting class and will get a lot further than she did before.

How powerful will Dahlia Sin be now that she has her iconic broccoli moment behind her?

Jan could actually win something!

Can I get an amen up in here?

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