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First they came for Ben Afflecksback tattooand I said nothing, because I did not have a back tattoo.

Then they came for Ben Afflecks Raya, and I said nothing, becausemaybe it was a catfish.
Like that one moviehe co-wrote.
How many iced coffee pics, how many tattoos?!
The worldfeels impossible right now; everythingis hard.Ar-go relish in this little crumb of comic relief.