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Ordination Day is nigh, friends!
Sure, there are cannibals and stuff, but Im talking about that last scene.
Oh, buddy, I am here and always will be for that last scene.
I mean … did you see it?
Of course you did.
Before we get to that moment, David has quite a busy few days ahead of his ordination.
She asks about his stint in sex-addiction rehab.
What a welcome return!
Youd think theyd give the guy time off for his ordination, but cannibalism waits for no priest!
Thats right, were talking cannibalism in the season-two finale.
Why his roommate hasnt moved, Ill never know.
This friendship is not worth it, buddy.
Theyll head back there that night, but first, they have something very important to do: party!
Kurt Boggs and Sister Andrea?
Sheryl talking up Leland to the monsignor?
And you know Ill always take a scene of Ben the Magnificent hanging out with the Bouchard girls.
Hes questioning a lot.
The assessors head back to the psych building at 3 a.m. to see what this haunt is all about.
It turns out to be a hell-week dare situation and really gets them nowhere.
(The thing gives off some majorMidnight Massvibes.
Have you, anEvilviewer, watchedMidnight Mass?
When it notices Davids there, it goes after him, chasing him down the hallways.
When David makes it back to Kristen and Ben, the creature disappears.
And thats saying something for this show!
David has to download to someone who will believe him, so naturally, he chats with Sister Andrea.
She does not tell him what he wants to hear.
She even shows him a scar she has from one of her recent visions.
This is a bridge too far for David.
Why would he put himself through this?
He says he wanted things to be normal, not crazier.
You will not hurt David, she yells before she wakes up from her dream.
Things get weirder, if you’re able to believe it!
Sister Andrea finally gives us a little more explanation about these sigils.
They are the family crests, so to speak, of 60 demon houses.
Before the head of a house dies, they must guarantee a successor.
(Edward used this terminology when gifting Sheryl the head in a jar, remember?
Of course you do, it was a head in a jar!)
Eaten, she clarifies, just in case no one got that.
Kristen is NOT having this.
The monsignor demands it, but that doesnt mean Kristen has to be okay with it.
is a moment that I will cherish always.
Its not the last time shell have to see Leland.
Hes at Davids ordination, of course.
At home, Kristen is shaking with anger.
Its yet another evil person threatening her kids.
She stares at that ice axe, and you could see her trying to fight her own urge here.
She wants to kill Leland once and for all.
She grabs the axe and leaves the house.
Meanwhile, Lelands hosting a little get-together.
The non-human-body-part of the spread looks great, to be honest.
Here, Mitch will take his place as successor.
His transformation is complete.
The demons are getting stronger, people!!
So where did Kristen end up with that ice axe, if not at Lelands?
She knocks on Davids door.
And then she empties herself in front of David.
Even with those cleansings, shes been holding on to so much.
She tells David she was about to kill Leland.
She shows him the axe as proof.
She needs him to hear her confession.
What I really cant stop thinking about here is Mike Colters performance.
He holds her as he tells her shes forgiven and its all over.
He finally frees her from this burden, and then everything changes.
Wow, wow, that is one way to do Ordination Day, huh?
Church Bulletin
Kurt Boggs is certainly unraveling a bit.
Kurt, at the urging of his wife, decides to take two months off to decompress.
That should be fun for Kristen!
When Lexis needs to unwind, her book of choice isThe Pop-Up Book of Terrifying Things.
So wait, not even a mention of Bens girlfriend(s) or Lexiss tail?
Also, I could really use more clarification on what Sheryl is up to.
She remains a mystery.
Did she consume Edward?
Do I want to know the answer to that question?
If you ever hurt one of my granddaughters, Ill cut off your dick.
Grandma of the year, over here!
