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We have to talk about these dolls.
Like, I can deal with gooey alien-worm things falling out of peoples stomachs, but freaky dolls?
It might be too much.
And now we dont have just one Eddie doll, but three.
And one is dressed like an old-timey clown.
Its honestly just crossing a line at this point.
Lets start with Nathan and Elijahs Eddie doll.
Kurt suggests he meet with Kristen.
In other great news: Kristen has been hallucination-free for four days.
And something is working for Kristen here.
Katja Herbers, everybody!
Kristen agrees to take a look at Nathans house and invites the boys along, too.
Inside the trunk is a taped-up box.
Whats in the box?
An old, wrapped-up Eddie doll.
You guys, Id rather it be Gwyneth Paltrows head.
And thats aSe7enjoke, not a knock on Gwyneth, just in case Goop is reading or something.
Do what it wants, or it will hurt you.
Ben takes the doll with him (I yelled, No!
I was not heard) to test for any toxic substances.
But even without the doll in the house, Nathan and Elijah still feel the presence.
What he finds instead are three giant shadows of demons surrounding them on the walls.
Since demonic infestation doesnt require a priest (seriously, who makes these rules?
), he wants to send in Gregory.
Annoyed David is a wonder, and Im so happy to have him with us.
A performative showman who is super into leather and has nothing to do with the churchs teachings.
Gregory does his weird stuff and declares the house cleansed.
But we dont really care what Gregorys up to; we care about whats happening outside Elijahs bedroom.
And then when it boops Kurt on the nose, well, its clear it is.
Kristen comes out, and the demon goes away, but the mark on Kurts nose is still there.
Kurt Boggs is spooked, you guys.
Can you do that for me, show??
After everything, after the Gregory of it all, Nathan ends up wanting his Eddie doll back anyway.
You know, that wouldve been great info to have at the start of this thing.
Best of luck to Nathan; he has left our David perturbed.
But Nathans not the only one who believes in the power of Eddie.
Theres Sheryl, of course, but theres also Sebbie.
During a game of hide-and-seek, Lynn finds Sebbie sitting on his bed, staring into the darkness.
He just seems small, but hes actually big, Sebbie explains, upping the creep factor.
It doesnt end: When Lynn gets home, she finds the Eddie doll is in her bag.
Did Sebbie put it there?
When she goes to get the doll so they can return it to Sebbie, she cant find it.
So where is Sheryl?
Our Eddie My Eddie Original is hanging out with Edward this week.
The favors are weird, as are all things regarding Edward.
She does so well; Edward goes down on her in the elevator as they leave.
After that task, she wants her prize.
Wow, wow, wow, pals.
Or maybe it would be.
Its a tiny little floating head in a jar.
Edward tells her that Sheryl has graduated and she is now his successor.
This isnt just a head in a jar, it is her sigil.
Sheryl seems to think everything is falling into place.
What in the hell is going to happen to Sheryl??
Its not just all doll play in this episode, though.
David is one week away from ordination, and the doubts in his head are getting louder.
He asks Sister Andrea about her decision to take her vows and if she feels alone.
She knows they are not alone.
God is with them, but so is the devil.
She really needs David to figure his shit out because its going down.
The assessors will have to answer to him now.
He left the priesthood for many reasons, but a big one was falling in love with a nun.
His church is buzzing with energy.
To him, they arent fighting some horned beast.
They are fighting the devil in the burning cross and in the corrupt cop.
Hes helping his congregation with real-life burdens and issues.
Hes not, like, battling actual demons.
How can David turn his back on this war Sister Andrea insists is coming?
Hes still conflicted when he has another heart-to-heart with Kristen.
Oh, this conversation.
I want to curl up with this conversation.
Shes scared of what will happen to him if he walks away.
He wants to know if shes ever thought about what wouldve happened if they had met earlier.
You know I do, she responds.
Would we be in love?
Kristen nods her head yes.
Its all so lovely and quiet and complicated, and ordination day is really going to besomething.
