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I say this with love and adoration, but what in the actual fuck is this show?
It deserves so many expletives.
I mean, the dude hasnt even spilled blood over this how can Horned Beast Therapist take him seriously?
So Leland does spill blood.
And thats not even the A-storyline.
Again, I must ask: What in the actual fuck is this show?
I dont think enough people appreciate the sheer, wonderful insanity happening here.
David, Kristen, and Ben ask that too.
Or, like, giant goat beasts to cook.
Both of those things are lies, people!
Theres definitely some key in of craft emblazoned with a glowing cross, perhaps?
doing some weird shit out there in the sky.
The Vatican needs to hear about this!
But wait: Later, Kristen is accosted by a man named Edgar Loudermilk in her backyard.
He speeds away as quickly as he arrives.
He is the perfect amount of weird another great addition to theEviluniverse.
Unfortunately, he isnt around in this episode for very long.
Its very clear that someone paid them off, but without eye-witness testimony, Victor isnt interested.
Kristen and Ben are very much in.
She feels more empowered than ever.
She isnt taking shit from anyone, okay??
Instead of going to see Boggs again, however, Kristen wants to talk to David.
Theyve missed these chats, weve missed these chats, what a welcome return!
He thinks people need to apologize more but are terrified of seeming weak.
Hes not sure thats the advice Kristen was looking for, but he can tell shes hurting.
All he can really offer her is a hug.
Uh, this hug could heal illness, okay?
This hug could save the world.
This hug is the hottest hug in town.
As she leaves, she quietly tells David not to become a priest because shed miss him.
Ill still be here, he reassures her.
For what its worth, Kristen goes home after this talk and apologizes to Andy.
Kristen has much more to spill.
Church Bulletin
A quick and alarming Sheryl update!
This cannot be good.
Its been said many times but bears repeating: Nobody on TV is having more fun than Michael Emerson.
The whole thing has them questioning whether or not Leland knowstheyhacked his computer.
Surely these hacking wars will pay off later, right?
Tucked in between those images is one of him and Kristen in bed.
David is wrestling with a few things, it seems!
Can we bring Asha back to assist Ben?
UFOs smell like cotton candy, apparently.
The world is strange, David says.
He is not wrong.
