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Nothing like a little Satan-worshipping to bring out the devil in you, huh?
This episode might resolve that issue.
Andy blurts out what he wants to know: Is Kristen having an affair?
Did she sleep with Ben?
Did she sleep with David?
Kristen feels like shes losing it.
And maybe she is!
Shes not the only one.
Lelands final exorcism has begun.
It takes place over an intense three nights.
David goes because hes obligated, but he doesnt expect much; He knows Leland is messing with him.
But this time, somethings different.
Leland seems to be actually struggling during the exorcism.
Voices are coming through him.
He kicks a priest clear across the room.
David knows that Leland couldnt be faking it.
This exorcism just stopped being polite and started getting real, I think.
David is so baffled by it, he asks Kristen to attend the second night.
The exorcism begins, and the same things start happening.
It seems like Leland is really being tortured.
He throws up some truly disgusting black tar stuff that starts bubbling on the ground.
Shes sweating and starting to panic, and she runs into the bathroom.
She is unwell, folks.
AS IF WE HAVENT HAD ENOUGH DISGUSTING CREATURES BURSTING OUT OF WOMEN ON THIS SHOW (#GoblinBaby4Life).
So, sure, maybe it is the meds.
Or, maybe it has something to do with a possibly possessed Kristen being at an exorcism.
She flees, realizes it was a hallucination, and drives to the closest bar for tequila.
It is highly relatable!
She is unmoored, our Kristen.
And then Graham saddles up next to her.
Graham is at the center of this weeks case.
Apparently, it is part of the process to have other federally recognized religions weigh in.
The organization in question?
The New Ministry of Satan.
And yes, before you ask, there are old ones.
Its obvious from the start that this New Ministry of Satan is bullshit.
Lots of horn headdresses are involved.
But Graham is intrigued by Kristen, which is why he follows her to that bar.
Hes certainly caught her at the right time.
So she takes Graham out to her car and fucks him in the passenger seat.
Andys going to wish she was hooking up with David!!
Its what Sheryl did all those times she came home to Kristens dad.
Aw, what a sweet story.
Anyway, Kristen follows that advice, but it isnt an easy process.
The extra dirty water coming off her body and staining her bathtub surely doesnt help her calm down.
She screams at him and then fires him.
But why would Kurt be calling his wife at that moment?
Is something up with Kurt??
This precious man???
Leland is also seemingly losing it after that second exorcism.
Hes shaking, unable to move from his couch.
He needs Sheryl to come over and help him.
Help in this case means to draw himan actual bloodbathmade with blood from jars labeled with peoples names.
Leland asks for the two women from the airport.
This show has gone off the rails in the very best, most special way, hasnt it?
After a nice soak, it’s possible for you to see Lelands hand isnt shaking anymore.
Hes back, babyyyyyy!
And just in time for the third and final night of his exorcism.
Unfortunately for David, Lelands back to his old tricks he fakes the whole thing until the end.
The power of Christ compelled him to do absolutely nothing.
But again, its Kristen we should be watching.
Also, maybe, how someone might look coming off a whole bunch of anti-hallucinatory drugs, no?
When the priest asks Leland if he rejects Satan, Kristen says, I do.
It looks like this exorcism is working just not on the intended.
A weight has been lifted.
He says yes, God doesnt need you to believe in him.
And it does seem like shes changed.
He gets the message.
She finds him sitting in the backyard, and they have a very sweet reunion!
IsEvilromantic now?Evilis everything!
Andy invites Kristen to join him for a fire puja, a Tibetan Buddhist ritual for purification.
Their afflictions burn up in the fire, and they talk about new beginnings and fresh starts.
You know, the whole thing is like an exorcism but without the screaming and sweating and vomiting.
It doesnt always have to be so hard!
Bishop Jim promises that Satan will come for them all.
As if they havent heard that before.
Countdown to Ordination: 18 days, people!!
You know things are only going to get wilder as we approach that date.
Ben tries to persuade David to quit by reminding him that hell never have sex again.
Kristens knee-jerk response: Thats not what I hear; priests do pretty well.
KRISTEN BOUCHARD!!!
Wait, Bishop Marx still doesnt know Bens name??
According to the lyrics, Leland is swapping Sheryls blood for formaldehyde.
And now Sheryls super into it!
She keeps coming back for more!
I guess Leland has to get those jugs of blood from somewhere, right?
What are they going to do with Edward??
Its going to be gross, isnt it?
Its totally going to be gross.
Root beer is the devils drink, everybody!
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