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But in theSailor Moonuniverse, many of these items cuteness mask howmessed upeverything in theSailorMoonuniverse is.

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As such, this ranking will be about emotional carnage, not power.

Now for some ranking rules.

Also, it has to be a tangible item.

No crystals (too powerful!

), communicators, or villain weapons.

), which means the Luna Pen and Holy Grail wont be on this list.

Pink Moon Rod

Sadly, Sailor Chibi Moons weapon comes last.

Nor is it really tied to any traumatic happenings.

The Pink Moon Rod is cute but doesnt do much.

She carries it around her waist and it is a permanent part of her outfit.

Sailor Star Yell

Used by the Sailor Starlights, who appear in the final season ofSailor Moon.

Cant let the kids learn anything that upsets the gender binary!

Many fans suspect it was designed solely to become merch.

Though one of the attacks that uses the item is called Star Gentle Uterus.

No notes on that one.

Luna P

Chibiusas companion, who is maybe a robot, maybe sentient, but definitely magical.

This orbic cat can give its owner whatever she wants, from a mind-control umbrella to a straight-up gun.

), and its to put out a fire in episode 111.

Traumatic, but technically this function of Luna P isnt for battle, so its low on the list.

Moon Tiara

This was the first weapon introduced to Sailor Moon and her fans.

Its also the item Sailor Moon makes her first kill with!

You know, a life event every fictional sci-fi teen girl goes through.

Overall, its pretty handy, even if not really powerful.

This is the main weapon youll see inPretty Guardian Sailor Moon Eternal: The Movie.

Its one of the few items whose origin is known.

Chibiusas fuckboy) makes the wands for Sailor Moon and Sailor Chibi Moon out of kaleidoscopes.

Youll notice in the new movie, the colors of the wand are different from the 90s anime.

This is because its modeled after the manga description of it being made of glass.

Needing a horse-man so you can do something?

I dont think so.

She wants to talk it out, girl!

Chaos Galaxia destroys it, and the sword turns back into a little girl.

Yes, you read that right.

But dont worry, its not a little girl its a star seed.

The last season is wild.

Spiral Heart Moon Rod

The only wand of Sailor Moons that emits two different attacks.

Because the first attack became useless and Sailor Moon needed a cool new attack with her cool new outfit.

Thats the main reason why this item isnt higher on the list.

In the anime, the wand is born out of the love Usagi and Mamoru share for each other.

In the manga, sugar mama Neo-Queen Serenity hooks her past self up with dope new weaponry.

In theCrystalreboots, it does kill off some enemies who are not Daimons, but they are revived.

Meanwhile, Sailor Uranuss Space Sword upgrades her attacks in the sense that its a laser sword.

It doesnt need to do much else!

In the original anime, the items emerge from Sailor Neptune and Sailor Uranuss pure heart crystals.

It was a big vibe-killer, for sure.

But then Sailor Pluto showed up and healed them.

The wand does some neat stuff in the movie, but nothing too important.

The Black Moon Clan arc is where the real trauma goes down.

First of all, it straight-up kills the Spectre Sisters inCrystaland the manga.

The rod disappears, never to be seen or mentioned again.

Just sitting somewhere forgotten.

Probably next to Molly Bakers Brooklyn accent.

Eternal Tiare/Moon Power Tiare

This fucking thing.

The final and most powerful of Sailor Moons arsenal.

So Im combining them.

Its definitely the most extra weapon with the fact its unnecessarily long, top-heavy, and bedazzled to death.

But lets get to the fact that its first attack is Starlight Honeymoon Therapy Kiss.

Honeymoon therapy just sounds traumatic!

This attack heals Phages back into their original human forms and also helped destroy hella Mirror Paredri, a.k.a.

naked female glass monsters.

Garnet Rod

Let me start this by saying this is Sailor Plutos weapon.

Sailor Pluto guards the Space-Time Door alone while everyone else has castles, children, and lovers.

Princess Serenity does allow her to leave her post to help the Sailor Scouts during the Death Busters arc.

Sword of the Silver Crystal

Okay, first of all, this sword hasa lotof trauma attached to it.

Sailor Venus avenges her princess using this sword.

So not a lot of healing, but enough emotional turmoil to last a couple lifetimes.

She uses the attack after the fall of the Moon Kingdom to help Queen Serenity create a clean slate.

Moon Stick

It has the worst name, but this iconic wand is by far the most emotional-carnage-inducing weapon.

Its the wand that probably gets butchered the most when people attempt knockoffs.

The Moon Stick was originally used by the first Queen Serenity to protect the palace on the moon.

So already, thats a lot.

The Crystal stays there until she learns to summon its power without the wand.

(Oh, the symbolism of forcing young girls into adult roles before they are mature enough!)