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Let the ride begin.
Is thisBig Little Liesseason 3?
What is everyones name?

So everyone can get into Harvard still?
People save office numbers in their phone?
Am I the only person who does not do this?

How are these people so rich?
And also did you know that NBCsThe Blacklistis still on the air?
Thanks for reading these facts I just read on Wikipedia.

I am once again asking, How are these people so rich?
So the premise of this movie is basically BravosSummer Housebut with teens?
Will they realize this by the end of the movie?

I apologize for once again asking, How did Elle get into Harvard?
Will she invent a social-media platform thats responsible for everything wrong in modern society while shes there?
Elle and Lee should have died here.

Why am I watching this?
Does Adam Driver exist in theKissing BoothCinematic Universe?
Because Noah is Adam Driversize.

Why hasnt Noah broken up with Elle yet?
How are these teenagers getting into bars and purchasing alcoholic beverages?
Why would Elle come in to work unaware that shes working a double shift?

Is Elle incompetent, or is the manager incompetent?
Is thisTwilightbut with humans?
Why hasnt Noah broken up with Elle yet?

I know I asked this already, but I am asking again for dramatic effect.
They are miserable, and they barely interact with each other.
Why am I watching this movie?

Why am I still watching this?
Noah is almost as tall as this gazebo.
Why hasnt he broken up with Elle yet?

Who would agree to do a flash mob in any year past 2012?
Has it really been so long that there are people who consider flash mobs nostalgic?
Ferris Bueller taught me that life moves pretty fast, but I feel like he downplayed it a bit.

I guess if they did, theKissing BoothCinematic Universe would have ended several minutes into the first movie.
The jukebox looks like a little bird next to this Adam Driversize man.
Why hasnt Elle left Noah for Marco based on this chain alone?

Why do Noah and Marco hate each other more than Edward and Jacob ever did?
Did I miss something?
Just kidding, I dont care.

Is there going to be a kissing booth in this movie?
Oh, these people have parents?
Almost forgot about them.

Is this a personal attack?
How long is this movie?The Kissing Booth 3is only 18 minutes shorter thanThe Green Knight.
This man is a tower.

This is not a question, just something I had to say.
Is Noah and Elles relationship more toxic than Edward and Bellas?
Its terrifying to think about the communication skills their hypothetical baby would not possess.

Is Marco preparing to host a self-help podcast by sending inspirational voice memos to his non-platonic friend?
I am once again asking, Where are the kissing booths?
There should beat leastthree.

Is Elle finally realizing that her life doesnt have to revolve around two boys?
I literally never thought this would happen without therapy.
Is the fact that iPhones dont save previous messages the only constant in theKissing BoothCinematic Universe?

In theKissing BoothCinematic Universe, does going to college mean youll never see anyone you know ever again?
Sorry for asking one of these again, but is thisLove, Actually(2003)?
Was Emmy nominee Joey King too busy to sit for this photo?

This looks like someone else.
Has Elle been into video gamesandsports this whole time?
So there was aDance Dance Revolutionmachine inThe Kissing Booth 3but no kissing booth(s)?

This is my final question.
Oh, theres the kissing booth.