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What follows is a complete list of Tahanis many humblebrags in the NBC sitcoms four seasons.
Doesnt really matter what shes a princess of.
Its not really important.
Oh, it was a perfect evening.
Princess Stephanie was there, as were Posh and Becks.
You know,International Sophisticatemagazine gave us five Gwyneths.
(On her dresses and jewels:) I gave them all to Goodwill.
Chidi: Is Big Ben somehow your godfather?
Spiritual Leaders
Its not about who you know, enlightenment comes from within.
The Dalai Lama texted me that.
And Ive been to Johnny Depps private bird sanctuary.
Hang out with Johnny Depp long enough, and you become pretty good at lying.
Like, No, your whole thing isnt exhausting at all!
You know, I used to do quite a cutting impression of an ex-boyfriend of mine from the States.
Hed be all like, Hey, Im so rich, I have nine houses, Im Leonardo DiCaprio.
I also dabbled in some other professions.
That was quite fun.
I actually dabbled in a bit of acting after university.
Although mostly I just stood around while Baz Luhrmann just threw glitter on me.
My only real goal was to snog Ryan Gosling at the Met Ball.
Couple of times, actually.
The only trolley Ive ever been on is James Francos ironic trolley.
It travels backwards from his penguin grotto to his garage of adult tricycles.
Eleanor: The real buzzkill whose name I can never remember.
Keeblers … car … Kyra Sedgwick?
Tahani: Oh, I love her.
Dear friend of mine.
Quvenzhane Wallis and Stephen Hawking in the same room discussing me?
Guess they mustve made up.
Maggie Smith is my godmother.
I deleted all my celebrity contacts from my mobile.
I enjoy American football.
If you love someone, set them free.
A good friend and yoga pupil Sting, no last initial, told me that.
I havent met a more perfect couple since I set up Drake with Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
I havent encountered this much resistance since I tried to get Timothee Chalamet to go out into the sun.
In 2007, Blake Lively invited me to a birthday party held for Leonardo DiCaprio aboard Paul Allens mega-yacht.
Ive thrown my fair share of disastrous gatherings.
Remind me to tell you someday about Timothee Chalamets bar mitzvah.
Tahani: I was once in Portofino with Bruno Mars, LeBron James, and Dr. Ruth Westheimer.
Eleanor: We dont have time for this right now, babe.
Karlie Kloss did like me!
Therell be Fergies a-plenty in the Good Place.
I used to have a breakup routine when a relationship ended: Champagne and Alanis Morissette.
Not the actual singer.
Id just listen to her albums at my friend Adeles house.
The longest four years of my life.
The One Percent
Anyone up for a little icebreaker?
I also told Mark to lose the the.
What a weird creep, why was I friends with him?
Ive been through worse.
Once, at Elon Musks birthday party, I was seated between Silvio Berlusconi and Elon Musk.
