Emily in Paris
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Our second season ofEmily in Parisbeginsas the first did: Emily is on a run.
Emily really knows how to pick them!
Gabriel could have taken the money from his girlfriendsextremelyrich family, but he was too proud to do that.
Camille is texting her.
In her mind, Gabriel is still screwing her.
Emily is so distraught she nearly sprints into an oncoming car.
is in this half-drag outfit: One part Cher under Bob Mackie, one part … Liberace?
LOL(paraphrasing here).
Mindy wants to know why Emily looks so upset: You look like you just lost a follower.
Oof, sick burn.
Emily fesses up to Mindy that she had sex with Gabriel.
Mindy … encourages this?
Like zero qualms?!
Emily walks over to Gabriels restaurant.
Her curls arekilling me.
They look like fake doll hair.
She is also wearing an outfit that looks like a TV test pattern.
Kelly green and fuchsia?
Are we to believe these sartorial choices are the expression of a conflicted and broken mind?
You did do a lot of things to me.
His total lack of remorse is even more atrocious than her outfit.
Antoine pops up to invite Emily to a dinner she cannot attend because of the aforementioned Saint-Tropez trip.
Camille says she can tell Gabriel is not staying in Paris for her.
Sylvies basically a stranger, and shes only known Emily for like three months.)
Emily, emphatically: Camille is myfriend.
This is like if Tony Soprano were convinced he was Mother Teresa.
At Mindys request, Emily gets some guests to come to her new roommates drag show.
Emily invites Camille because, again, she is a sociopath.
Luc is also there.
Wouldnt she be singing something in French?
And/or a song that utilizes her dual-drag costume?
Like a song with a maleandfemale vocalist … even an ABBA song would make more sense!
Camille, break up with him!
Move on with your life!
You are hot and very rich there is a whole world of non-douchey guys waiting for you!!!
Emily says she does.
I say she does not.
The next day, Emily is greeted at work by the tacky suitcase with Pierres face on it.
In case you didnt catch it, he helpfully announces, We are competitors,notfriends.
Ugh, finally someone hates Emily.
I hope this lasts more than one episode.
Brief sidebar: Im a little concerned by how boring the restaurant acquisition is already proving to be.
Conflict averted love that in a television show.
Emily packs this enormous suitcase for one weekend away.
She is wearing … seafoam-green pumps?
She and Mathieu barely make physical contact when they kiss hello.
Emily, busted, goes for this classic line: Mathieu, its really complicated.
I mean … is it?
Mathieu at least has the self-respect to be like,Im out.
He practically jumps off a moving train.
