Emily In Paris
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Big news: Emily got a haircut.
It looks better now!
At the office, Emily pitches a new campaign idea for Champere: How do you pop your top?
Thats like saying, Im excited to release this popular song.
Carts and horses, Cooper.
Julien can already see a world in which he is a gay icon, and I dont disagree.
Luc: you’ve got the option to never predict the course of a mans life.
On the home front, its time for Mindy to appear in an absolutely horrendous outfit.
Denim off-the-shoulder top with scrunchy Cinderella sleeves and hot-pink plastic appliques?
Emily reports that shell be going to the Chateau with Camille for a night.
But first: a date with Alfie.
Alfie insists they have dinner at Gabriels restaurant; Gabriel sabotages the date by making themtoo full to fuck.
(Why doesnt Emily just tell Alfie that she and Gabriel have a history?
Why does she insist on convoluted deception when straightforward, minimalist honesty would serve her so much better?
We hooked up, it was a mistake, Id prefer not to date at his restaurant.
Boom, done!)
English, less complicated.
Jesus Christ, Gabriel, one guy does not a key in make!
The next morning, Emily and Camille pull up to the Chateau.
Also present:the 17-year-old brother Emily had sex with last season.
(A bit of plot and character consistency I really appreciate!)
A reporter is also here to cover the Champagne challenge.
The sliced thumb gets repaired.
Emilys inability to drive stick has zero effect on their ability to get to the hospital.
Whats the point of this detour?
Despite all the flash-bang-blood of this episode, I felt like the whole thing dragged.
I could give a flying fuck how silly I look to you, she says, in English.
Not really but whatever, Sylvie looks fabulous.
Great knit dress on her.
An inspiration to us all, in this and all matters.
