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Hey, remember parties?
So, like, maybe parties arent so cool after all?
But which party over the course of three seasons is the most dramatic of them all?
Who sent out the video of Nadia and Guzman doing it in the locker room!
Who secretly fucks her brother!
Does this signal Lus putting all the drama behind her?
That would be a real tragedy.
I mean, did you hear?
Thats, like, a regular Wednesday morning for these kids.
Truly, a terrifying moment in which one should clutch their pearls.
I mean, anytime the host is puking in the sink, you know its a halfway decent party.
That is, admittedly, rough.
BUT ALSO there is so much heartbreak at this party!
Marinas Party
Welcome (Season 1, Episode 1)
Elites first party really gets things kicked off right.
Its Marinas coming-out party, and her family pulls out all the stops.
I mean, do you see the number of outdoor heaters the Nuniers set up for this festivity?
This is a serious party.
And with an exclusive party like this comes lots of drama drama that sets up the entire season.
Theres Guzman threatening to beat up Nano.
Theres Lu ordering Guzman to seduce and humiliate Nadia.
Theres rich people hating poor people.
Theres Ander getting so drunk he throws up on Lus dress.
Its the perfect welcome party.
Lu decides to show her what happens when you mess with the head bitch.
Anyway, fun-size candy bar, anyone?
Truly, Worlds Worst Party.
That has to be themostdramatic, right?
And not one single person gets accidentally murdered.
What a time that would be.
