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Everybody Wants Some!!

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might not be thebest Van Halen song ever recorded, but it is a very Van Halen song.

But Eddie Van Halens guitar singularly defined the genre in the late 1970s and 80s.

His girlfriend dumps him for the captain of the ski team.

Hes being stalked by a weird paper boy who keeps begging him for two dollars.

It couldnt have been all of those things if another song or artist had provided the soundtrack.

I mean, look at that burger.

Its smiling and its got googly eyes.

Its even wearing a darling pair of sneakers on its feet.

This burger is a California Raisin before the California Raisins existed.

(Young people:look it up.)

Back then, Eddies guitar regularly transported young men and also everyone to other places.

(Lane Myer frankensteined a hamburger, Eddie Van Halen frankensteined his own signature guitar.)

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