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You would think this, probably, because birdhouses seemingly arent a complex technology.
The word work does not even apply to a birdhouse, really.
A birdhouse justis.And certainly Drew Barrymore gets that.
You are so wrong, you fool.
Drew Barrymore has no clue how birdhouses work.
Seo even suggested she could do this as a childrens birthday-party activity, its so simple.
Thats the whole craft.
But before Seo can demonstrate it, Barrymore has to get something off her chest.
Pointing to the birdhouse bird-hole, she says, What bird is fitting in there?
Why are birdhouse holes so small?
Does the bird become liquid when it goes through these?
Because I dont get it.
And its every birdhouse.
The openings are literally the size of a quarter.Does the bird become liquid,she wants to know.
She wants to know if birds haveTerminatorpowers.
Birdhouses must be for pretty small birds.
Like, do they have to force themselves through there?
We will never be able to look at a birdhouse the same way again.
Their too-small holes will haunt us forever.
