Dexter
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Now hes making up a fictional storyline for why his own moral code justified those killings.
On TV, Dexter is doing that same song and dance.
In both cases, the defense isnt convincing.
God may love a penitent man, but they dont make for good television.
Weve seen way too many seasons of way too many shows for Im not like that anymore to work.
Otherwise, back up your tears for your racist incel reading group.
First off, hes not good, never was, and never will be.
In the words of his son Harrison: So why all this Jim bullshit?
Just kill or get off the pot.
We know its coming anyway.
The return of Dexter/Jims son Harrison leaves our main character with even fewer places to hide.
You got big, Dexter/Jim says to Harrison from across his cozy cabin table.
Want some blueberry pancakes?
What will those answers be, though?
I used to kill people, and kind of still do?
Picture using the phrase my dark passenger to your teenage kid.
Theyd laugh you into the nearest old folks home and then TikTok about it.
She laughs at him for making mistakes that he would never have made in the past.
Blood in the snow?
Rookie move, Dex.
Son of a killer?
Oh, hes either gonna be a priest or a cop, no doubts about that.
Its episode two, and Dexter/Jim isnt quite cutting it (see that?).
Maybe some literal New Blood would be good.
Is that the point here?
Did we just land on the point of this continuation together?
Lets hope they get it back in the remaining episodes.
Dexter has modern fears now.
Drones werent a big concern of his ten years ago.
Wait till he sees what DNA technology can do!
Id like to call 911 on the following line from Dexter/Jim: We need to talk.
Words you never wanna hear from your doctor or your girlfriend.
Give me a breeeeeeeak.
