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You know whos who.

(We must demand you, 80-year-old Vermont senator, always end your sentences like a quirky Gen-ZTikToker.
Elon Musk swooped in ready to assert his dominance.
@elonmusk you know your str8, male, PayPal mafia email group?
Dont pick on Bernie.
@elonmuskyou know your str8, male, PayPal mafia email group?
Dont pick on Bernie.
Its clear they are trying to avoid detection from the masses.
While Courtney was in the bccs for months, she uncovered another secret.
The earth-ejects dont just float around in the galaxy.
This is where the earth-ejects roam.
None of them is allowed to pay taxes or make any purchases other than toJeff Bezos.
(Yes, somehow Amazon Space is faster than Prime.)
There is only one religion in uncivilized society, and that is Kendall Roy.
Courtney, we think its time to release the emails.