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Toast the perfect video.
Buy a damn fine cup of coffee for this perfect video!
My honorary dad recites, with the help of a stationary bike (Peloton?)
and makeshift car scenery (Michaels?
),theopening monologue fromTwin Peaks.You know the one.
It starts with hey Diane and ends on that cherry pie is worth a stop.
He even has the tape recorder.
And as a bonus, we actually knowwhat year it is.
