Cobra Kai
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A newscaster explains the event as, What can only be described as an all-out karate riot.
I find that statement to be an all-out (karate) riot.
What if, instead of karate, that was yo-yo tricks orcardistry?
But the show does us one further.
Then we have a parent saying, Now I have to worry about karate gangs at school?
No, you dont, because karate gangs are not a thing, except in this twisted universe.
We dont have to punch and hate.
How can one show kick so much ass and have me L-ing My A-O at the same time?
So where is everyone after the big fight?
Is that the shows way of writing her out for good?
Karate is not made of metal.
It is not in a bag.
What are they going to do?
Ban the kids arms?
Keep them from making their hands too rigid?
There is no way to stop karate.
It is a silent invader, like radon and Canadians.
Daniels daughter, Sam, has it worst of all.
When she walks into school she thinks everyone is staring at her.
Sams is triggered whenever she goes near a railing.
Yes, a railing.
Damn, loud noises are hard to find, but railings are literallyeverywhere.
As for the adults, business isnt going so hot for Daniel ever since the big fight.
Dont bring up the railings!
He follows the GPS and finds it abandoned in a park like a used Whip-It cartridge.
Hes going to have to think of something else to track down Robby.
He goes looking for him at Miyagi-Do, but hes not there.
Give her a break.
There is one thing I know for sure and thats you cant run away from your problems.
Take that, railings!
The real focus of the episode, of course, is Johnny.
He starts off at a TGIFridays ripoff getting drunk on Coors because Johnnys gonna Johnny.
the arresting officer says.
What is it with you and shitty chain restaurants?
Has this asshole had a TGI Fridays chicken finger or an Applebees Triple-Chocolate Meltdown?
Come on, Johnny, with a killer shiner, purrs at her.
Be a bad girl.
Call your homeowners insurance because the basement isflooded.
(Hypocrite Oath, possibly.)
Thats what I love about Johnny, hes always going for the extra credit.
Is this where the slash fiction portion of the show starts?
Probably not, but you know some corner of the internet will be dedicated to this.
Thats all we needed, people.
A good old-fashioned karate riot can cure a multitude of afflictions.
Its like faith healing, but with more broken boards.
