Cobra Kai
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I cant believe thatCobra Kaiblew its entire budget and flew Daniel to Japan for like, one episode.
Is that why Aisha isnt back this season?
They spent her salary to send Daniel to Japan?
There is no way they sent him to Japan.
This episode is really about teachers connecting with their mentors and fathers connecting with their sons.
(Speaking of, where the hell is Daniels son?
Did they have to choose between having him on this season or Ralph Macchio flying business to Okinawa?)
The village, however, is drastically different.
Now its just a mall.
Its not even a good mall.
Where is the PacSun?
The Aunt Annies Pretzels?
The Orange M-er F-er Julius?
You know what they say, once you go Macchio, you never carpaccio.
I was half expecting Daniel to hear the letter and go, Thats it!
I was just about to shout at the TV, Youre holding up the line, asshole!
when some lady behind him did exactly that for me.
I know youre mad, but dont take it out on the soup.
Has he been banned from all of them in the Valley?
He tells him to stop being so emotional and just fight for victory already.
If he cant reach his phone, how else is he going to doom scroll Cobra Kais Insta?
Johnny tells Miguel hes sick of hearing the words never and cant.
But I will always be here next to you because Im your teacher.
Well, you fell like a champ, Johnny tells him before shouting, Nurse!
(It did make me LOL IRL THO as the kids are textses-ing these days.)
Hawk answers, Yes, she definitely triggered me in my safe space.
But no one is even subtle about this.
Sam literally stands on someones chest in her cleats.
Theyre kicking the ball at each others faces and doing flying windmill kicks and shit in gym class.
Did they think they werent going to get caught?
Is Daniel going to break them with his fist like he did back in the day?
Theyre just going to chip off the ice to put in his drink.
Hey, what happened to those perfect round spheres?
This ice is totally lame.
Just as hes about to drink up, the old villain fromKK II: This Time Its Personalwalks in.
Thank god for flashbacks, because I had no clue who this dude even was.
