Cobra Kai

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Well, this episode we were in the drink because sincerity won out.

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But this is not reality.

Its a TV show.

What Im trying to say is, get over it Sam.

Purple would be very flattering on her.

But I watched them and learned a valuable lesson.

As Daniel tells Sam, you are never alone.

Yeah, tell that to her best friend Aisha, whose salary the producers couldnt afford this season.

Now that Miguel can walk again he has to go back to school.

He was out of school because he was in a wheelchair?

What, are there no ramps at this school?

Is it not ADA compliant?

When he returns he finds that things are really not to his liking.

(Hey, Ass Face is the shows nickname, not mine!)

I love your big dick.

Get this girl in a gee and breaking boards already!

And Johnny just wants to do a handshake deal because, obviously.

Then the Realtor wants to run his credit and Johnny says he would rather not.

Yes, there is no way he could afford somewhere so nice.

As the Hillbilly says, if its in LA, its going to be expensive.

Can I go back to my family now?

he pleads, after signing a lease that Johnny scrawled on a crumpled up Applebees napkin.

The only problem is that he has to recruit students.

He decides the best way to do that is to show up at Miguels high school.

Other than that, stay away.

Cant he recruit kids in the 7-Eleven parking lot where they hang out between classes?

I made you what you are, not Kreese, he says.

Or you’re free to sack up and join my dojo.

Kreese tells him it is a decision he will eventually regret.