Cobra Kai
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Wait, this is the second-to-last episode of the season?
What is the big fight in the last episode going to be?
Are they going to spend half of it at some lame country-club Christmas party?
I want answers, and I want them now!
Come on, guys.
We have to be a little more enlightened than sayingpussy.
(Though Johnny is also knee-deep in pussy.)
When he goes out to lunch with Ali, they revisit old times and talk about their modern lives.
Its no wonder Ali finds him so attractive.
But lets face it: Ali was totally going to get with this guy no matter what.
Oh, sorry, we are being enlightened.
She is going to get some quality time with a gentleman suitor before returning home.
(Aw, screw enlightenment.
Johnny would hate that shit anyway.)
Dude, Daniel is now married to chief scold Amanda LaRusso.
Miguel finally gets the whole picture, not just from the bullys point of view but from the victims.
They were both scared, insecure teens but with wildly different value systems.
Like I said, we all know where this is going.
Theyll convince Johnny and Daniel to declare peace.
The other obviousness is what is going on with Robby, Hawk, and the Cobras.
When Hawk shows up for class at the dojo, he sees Robby putting away his sleeping bag.
(Um, do these kids ever go to school?
Why are they there first thing in the morning?)
The way to do it is to join the Cobras after school for a secret mission.
Theyre going to break into the zoo and steal a new cobra for Kreese.
First of all, its Kreeses own damn fault for letting his snake loose in LaRusso motors.
Secondly, cant these kids just buy a new snake on the internet?
Isnt that how they do it these days?
They abandon their mission, and Hawk is pissed because Slim Jim ruined it.
Weve spent a little too much time on romance and not enough time on ass kicking.
