Chilling Adventures of Sabrina
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Blackwood is living in exile but hes got Agatha, and hes starting up his own creepy tent church.
Wardwell had her memory wiped by Sabrina so she doesnt remember that the Spellmans are witches anymore.
Roz is dating Harvey.
Theo is dating Robin.
Nick is hooking up with Prudence.
Ambrose is handling singledom with much more grace than Sabrina.
Here for a plaid-skirt- and-tights combo any day.
Also her lipstick is on point.
is a psychic and will see through this obvious charade.
Onward to the magic plot!
But the third role, the maiden, goes to Prudence.
Sabrina is bummed, but has she done anything to earn this?
No, she has not.
Brina gets home to find one of those haunted miners turning off all the lights.
Its your worst fears plus it sucks all the joy and light out of the room?
Maybe the next ones will be scarier, or at least more interesting.
Ambrose, Zelda, and Sabrina compare notes about their separate spectral miner sightings.
Turns out those bodies are the risen corpses of miners who died in the cave-in disaster of 1949.
But on this matter he caves, so Sabrina skips into hell.
Its easy to get there, it turns out!
In hell, Sabrina Morningstar is having a dance party.
As usual, hell looks like a very cheap Halloween dance in a high-school cafeteria.
(Who among us hasnt texted an ex in quarantine?)
Morningstar says life in hell is totally heavenly and its prom every night.
She agrees to help Spellman with the magic-light project.
So the mortals round up all the spectral miners and bring them to the carnival grounds.
Apparently that carnival from last season is still here and operational?
Even though the power is out so none of these lights should be working?
Roz and Harvey successfully lead them into a tent to be burned alive (burned a-dead?)
and then assist in some spell-casting, led by Nick.
In the pit, Morningstar Sabrina goes first.
Spellman goes in to assist and, inevitably, they need the aunties help, too.
so they can chant in the direction of the Sabrinas.
Together they manage to trap the Eldritch Terror inside their globe-y thing.
Nice work, everybody!
Its like the Passover plagues.
Blackwood has a dream: The streets of Greendale will be awash in blood.
I mean, the man has vision, Ill give him that.
So they could have a dance party?
Im sure this will all work out great!
Ongoing mysteries:So what are the next seven Eldritch Terrors going to be?
Will Wardwells memories of the Spellmans come back, possibly through a Blackwood-induced magical curse/spell/whatever?
Do we think a big plot point of the season is going to be Sabrina losing her virginity?
If so, can it c’mon be with Nick?
