Chilling Adventures of Sabrina
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Well, someones been reading my recaps!
Which is uncharacteristically mature of her, especially considering the circumstances.
This shows commitment to gratuitous male shirtlessness is one of my favorite things about it.
(At first I was like, oh sothatswhy his skin is so good, hes using serums!
But no, its drugs.)
to pummel Satan to a mortal pulp.
Oh, how Ive missed your virility, says Satan, whose shirt is also falling open.
Back among the witches we already know and love, its time to celebrate the Hare Moon.
Sabrina, as the covens youngest living member, has an important role to play in this ritual.
Reading the four questions?
No, its a song.
In the Archieverse it is always an unnecessary and jarring and/or anachronistic musical number.
(They end up singing The Song of Purple Summer fromSpring Awakeningwhich… what?
Isnt this supposed to be an ancient ritual?
Why would it revolve around a song from 2006?)
He also outs Sabrina as the Queen of Hell.
The way Aunt Zelda says Brina has to go upstairsNOWis my new religion, no offense to Lilith.
Being Queen of Hell isnt a summer job, Aunt Zelda correctly chastises her young ward.
This is such a fair and accurate assessment of Sabrina.
Sabrina thinks the power must be infernal and that theres probably a battery in hell.
Zelda makes Sabrina bring Ambrose as a chaperone to hell to investigate.
Also doing some investigating: her mortal Scooby gang.
The snake charmer gets her hands (snake tongue?)
on Roz and leaves her stricken with some magical curse.
Time to find another angel.
He is a bartender, after all.
The Hare Moon ceremony is very Free People catalog meetsMidsommar, with the aforementioned awkward singing.
Youreekof sex, she purrs at Nick.
From there, it all escalates: The carnival crowd say their time has come to rise again.
Meanwhile Nick and Sabrina have it out.
She wants to know exactly what he went through, and Nick obliges.
All to protectyouand this world that you care so much about, he says.
Sabrina says shes sorry and Nick says thats not good enough, and you know what?
You let me sacrifice myself for you and you werent worth it.
Based on what weve seen of Brina and Nick, his objections check out.
I hope it is not blasphemy to say so!
Lilith, forgive me.
But first, everybody strip down to your fabulous lingerie for the moon bath!
(Prudence in thigh-high black stockings for this religious ceremony where everyone else is wearing white?
I love her.)
The pagans are outside to report that the blood ways are coming back.
You know, its not like the gods the Spellmans have are so great!
But this is not their attitude.
Zelda decides they need to free Lucifer, even though there will be actual hell to pay.
But when Brina goes to the dungeon to get him out, no one is there but Nick.
Ongoing mysteries:Whats going to happen when Wardwell figures out what Lilith was up to with her body?
And that Sabrina knew and never told her?
Where did Lucifer go?
Because… Id watch that show.
