Chilling Adventures of Sabrina
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only to discover that their charges now include one Nicholas Scratch, recent transfer.
How does he already have a letter jacket?
I recall getting a letter jacket to be kind of an involved process!
(Also you were a sex addict, she deadpans.)
To which I say: Wait, dont we have a full list of terrors thanks to Ambrose?
And didnt four of them already come?
AND we have Harveys dumb little doodles to assist here?
Its not that many things!
Later she ropes Roz into doing some light torture using Blackwoods maggot-ridden corpse.
These are the scenes that I would cut immediately if someone asked me how long should these episodes be?
Is 59 minutes too long?
to which I would say OBVIOUSLY YES THESE EPISODES ARE INTERMINABLE FOR NO REASON.
Hilda is understandably rattled but Lilith, who has already waited millennia to reign over hell, has perspective.
Okay, but isnt that the POINT of hell?
Anyway, this conversation is cut short when two Baxter High teens plummet into hell from above, whoops!
Sabrina is like, cool, but can you fix this telescope for the telescope clubpleeeease??
She does not deserve him, I swear to Hecate.
if she tells him its definitely over.
Then the Sabrinas have a summit about how theyve caused a paradox, which is bad.
Lucifer offers up a cheery solution: What if we kill a Sabrina?
Honestly, great idea, Nick!
Someone was paying attention in science class today.
this speedy division could destroy both realms in the process.
So its back to square one.
And then pearls start to fall from the sky get it, like the pearly gates?
LOL anyway, its time for that angel to get involved.
Also the cover is bad!!
Why do these CW and CW-adjacent shows keep trying to make musicals happen?
Like, was I supposed to think it was a good song?
Well, at least Sabrina had such a good time her headband came out.
Good for you, Brina.
Im pretty sure we are supposed to believe this is a bluff, yes?
Back at the Academy, its time to do the merge.
Everyone is like,woooowokay, interesting that this celestial friend didnt say anything about this??
Then theres a lot of fuss over success rates of merging (medium) or homicide (hmm).
The angel keeps pushing for the merge so the Aunties and Lucifer use magic to snap her neck.
I feel like there will be consequences for that?
Time for yet another plan!
They can send a Sabrina to the other Earth, which is similar but not identical to this one.
She has some veryZero Dark Thirtyideas about how to get information out of him.
Its not like youre doing any work to prepare with the information you already have!
Ongoing mysteries:Baby Adam is still alive, right?
Hes gotta be alive somewhere.
I dont think this show, which can barely stomach killing adults for real, would murder a baby.
Is this really and truly the last well see from Morningstar?
