Chilling Adventures of Sabrina
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I am pro-Kiernan Shipka, and have been since her earliestMad Mendays!
to all these goings-on?
This would not bother me so much if it were season one.
I feel like shes even less savvy and thoughtful than she was when the series began.
What did she think this role was going to entail, exactly?
Did she not realize she would have to do a bunch of hell stuff?
Does queen of hell really sound like a vanity title?
None of these episodes need to be more than 42 minutes long.
I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL.)
So, both parts of the thing, for everyone keeping track.
After cheer practice, Lilith, looking magnificent, corners Sabrina by the bleachers.
Time to start job training for the new royal!
1 job as the queen of hell is to hold peoples hands into the underworld.
Sabrina goes out soul-collecting while wearing her cheerleading uniform, as one does.
Her first soul is this old man playing chess.
Lilith says that Sabrina is the worst, and I cannot argue with her.
Do demons really believe in backsies?)
a child, to the devil even Sabrina decides he can go to hell.
But of course her real motive is that if she does this, she can save Nick.
Her entire worldview is essentially things that save my boyfriend = good; everything else = bad.
Jimmy has stashed his innocent soul in a top-secret location.
The fact that we have zero parameters around magic make this already irrational show even more confusing.
This does mean they could be late to the pep rally, but duty calls.
Roz says, like a cop.
Thankfully, an adult Lilith, as always comes to clean up this mess and rescue Sabrina and Lucy.
The demons are still unimpressed.
Theyre evil Satan beetles that make all the students extra-annoying and inspire Zelda to smack Agatha across the face.
Eventually the aunts figure out whats what.
You know what would have helped them realize this sooner?
If Sabrina had bothered to tell them that shebrought Lucifer back from hell.
Sabrina doesnt even venture to call anyone from the freezer!
In the meantime, everybody gets to make out.
Remember when Prudences biggest worry was whom to invite to her witch orgies?
Nick, still only half dressed, is recovering in Sabrinas bed.
They also make out.
Hope Robins not evil or anything, but given Greendales population, I am not optimistic about that.
Ongoing mysteries:So, whats in the egg?
Who are these demons that are even older than the oldest baddies that Father Blackwood is obsessed with now?
