Chilling Adventures of Sabrina
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This episode is jam-packed and kind of chaotic and just a bit unwieldy.

But you know what?
Nick needs a detox, both from all the drugs and from the Dark Lord.
Its time for the second challenge of this Unholy Regalia Scavenger Hunt.
), the coven and all the hell demons get to attend this very special meeting.
Her next quest is to get Pontius Pilates bowl.
Her obsession with her boyfriend is distracting her from her job.
This is why Queen Elizabeth I never got hitched.
So the bowl is just outside Jerusalem, some land of skulls.
Liliths hair continues to look fabulous.
Sabrinas lipstick also looks excellent.
The possibility exists that she will get trapped in the time loop forever, but hopefully shell be fine!
Besides, youre too cute for scars, he tells her.
He would really like to die, which is convenient, because Sabrina would really like to live.
Im not going to pretend I totally understood how that was supposed to work.
Like a cell tower meets Stonehenge, I think?
Only one of those kids makes it back to the Academy alive (RIP, Elspeth!)
and it becomes clear that the pagans werent really serious about letting the covens team up.
Definitely theyre going to slaughter the whole coven no matter what.
So he has Harvey and a bunch of meatheads go trash the carnival.
Circe,as she is wont to do, turns all the jocks into pigs.
The spell seems to be a bust, and meanwhile Dorcas is still a statue, as is Roz.
Its all very gross, but at least its effective.
But Nick admits that hes not so sure where the Dark Lords rudeness ended and his own attitude began.
He says they need space, and he is correct!
Shes the Queen of Hell and her fixation on him has made her absolute trash at her job.
He cant even kiss her one more time because then hell lose his resolve.
Brinas heart is shattered but Lilith appears to tell her that queens arent allowed to cry.
But surprise: Caliban, still not wearing a shirt (I love this show), is back.
Is that even what Sabrina wants?
Lilith points out that the Dark Lord will 100 percent kill her for betraying him.
I love that this obvious reality did not occur to Sabrina at all.
Back at the Academy, all those disenfranchised witches the aunts tried to summon have arrived.
But they are not pleased.
Ongoing mysteries:How long before Caliban and Sabrina become a thing?
Whats going to happen to Hildas spider situation?
Is Robin going to go full turncoat and side with Greendale against his carnival brethren?