Chilling Adventures of Sabrina
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For instance: Robin Goodfellow has been in the fairy (faere?)
And now he is back to help Theo save the day, as if he were never gone!
It takes a village, you know?
Here I must admit I was wrong: Baby Adam is dead for real!
Does that track for any of you, with her character and this world?
I know Im just screaming into the void begging for the characters in this show to make sense.
Anyway, Lillith hasnt told anyone about her infanticide and is cradling a creepy doll in Adams place.
At the mortuary, theres a gust ofooOOooOOoohwind at the door and it brings with it: Vinegar Tom!
Zeldas familiar, the little beagle look at those floppy ears perfect nose cute little paws oh my GOD.
The best part of all of this is when Brina is like, Hes dead, isnt he?
And Zelda goes, tush, tush, who cares?
Zelda: reduced to absolute mush by the return of her puppy, and who among us wouldnt be?
VeryLincoln in the Bardo.
So like a VERY high-stakes episode ofQueens Gambit.
Through magic, Harvey somehow obtains a way nicer guitar than before.
(Was the guitar dead??)
He plays guitar and opens the gates of hell, yikes.
Out of those gates arises the band from the original battle: Satanic Panic.
First on the agenda is to murder the Buddy Holly band.
Also back from the dead: Sabrinas dad (since technically her biological dad is Lucifer, yes?
): Edward Spellman.
In other baby news: Lilith can hear Adams cries because he, too, isbaaaack.
The things people in Greendale just let slide, I will never understand.
I cannot stop laughing at Satanic Panic, a.k.a.
Hot Topic Walking, prowling through the halls of Baxter High.
Do you think that lead guitarist has enough studs on his jacket?
They bump into Harvey and recognize him, sort of, because they knew Harveys dad.
Hello,Jennifers Body!
I can remember thinking it was like the devil, the actual devil, says Mr. Kinkle.
Lots of grudges to go around here.
Against the extremely grave (get it?
And then he tries to kill her!
I love seeing Zelda in these tender moments.
Its a real win-win for him.
So Lillith changes her plans.
Apparently the winner of this music contest will win … Harveys dad?
Im sorry this is so absurd!
Who is going to be the arbiter of this competition?
He was their manager, but it turns out he cant do anything about this whole conundrum.
First of all, Harveys dad was a snitch, which Idespise, he says.
?And the answer is: yes.
I AM SO BORED.
Must ten minutes of every episode be devoted to bad teen karaoke??
Now I must listen to Kiernan Shipkas underwhelming efforts at covering Sweet Child of Mine.
I get it … she is the child … who has no fathers … wow.
The crowd goes wild.
I too cheer, for this means the song is over.
No one is getting the paternal affection they crave in this town.
Lilith arrives at the chess-with-death match and asks for a boon.
Lazarus says no body, no dice.
Mama Mambo is so grateful she promises Lillith will receive her boon after all.
Agatha gets a kiss from Dorcas and somehow this restores her sanity, so thats exciting for her.
Lilith hears a baby sound coming out of her weird little doll.
All the dead return to the ground.
Sabrina disowns her fathers.
Honestly, all of this seems worth it to me because Vinegar Tom is back.
Ongoing mysteries:Okay, so … where is Adam?
Will he come back as a baby or a hot teen who can be shirtless before the series ends?
What will Agatha remember now that she has her sanity back?
What are the final Terrors going to be?
