Chilling Adventures of Sabrina
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This episode is a bloodbath.
So many murders, and of so many varieties!
Pagan pollination ritual, semi-crucifixion by giant haunted tree, stabbing, skewering.
Or its an omen that someone is going to die soon, one or the other.
Also why cant she give one to herself?)
and in exchange for that magic, Blackwood gave Lilith Lucifers seed.
(Truly the grossest way to describe what happened but those are Liliths words!)
Lilith is pregnant with Satans baby.
Summon the infernal court, because daddys home!
(Those twins have been kidnapped alotin this series.)
In Theos room, Robin is here to provide even more shirtlessness.
He reveals that hes (1) ripped, and (2) a hobgoblin, cute!
For instance: Harvey.
In hell, Lucifer is addressing his minions and Caliban strolls in.
(Lilith: Oh, this should be good.
Of course he is wearing that open vest so everyone can see his abs.
(When does Sabrina even learn these dances?
Also the girls fromDare Mewould crush the Baxter High Ravonettes.)
I am pleased that this cheerleader detour has some payoff for our main story.
Just in time for Blackwoods arrival, Sabrinas power is restored.
Instead, Blackwood is reunited with Agatha, who is covered in blood because she MURDERED DORCAS.
Will you take care of me Father?
Im good at killing things now.
Sabrina attempts option one but cant bring herself to kiss Harvey and mess with his relationship with Roz.
As shes counting the silver, Vlad rises.
Judas is Vlads father!
Lot of daddy issues on this show.
I rolled my eyes at that last part even though I am generally pro sassy Sabrina.
Why does Sabrina have to bring the coins to Judas at all?
I do not understand why she is so cavalier with all these objects.
Go straight to hell, Sabrina!
Dont pass Go, dont collect $200, etc.
So maybe dont?And it turns out that Judas was in fact Caliban in disguise!
But the second she regains consciousness, Blackwood stabs her.
He killed Mambo, too.
Gonna be a real nightmare to get all the blood out of the Spellman floors.
Like, buddy … hey skip the preamble.)
Is this show just a long, elaborate PSA for having sex in high school?
Ongoing mysteries:Is there still hope for a Sabrina-Caliban alliance?
Does anyone know if Robin is alive or dead?
Or ifanyoneis alive or dead, including Sabrina?
