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Ive said it before and Ill say it again: A24 is doing themostwhen it comes to movie merch.
Everyone has seen this movie.
Hey, this guy says hes never seenThe Virgin Suicides.Dont you feel embarrassed?
Wait, do you even know who Francis Ford Coppola is?
Guaranteed to run them out of whatever bar theyre bothering you in.
I remain vigilant, however, in my efforts to learn nothing from my mistakes.
I enjoy being cucked by Ariana Grandes merch.
It has become something of a tradition for me.
Which is why I recently spent $70 on several items from her new makeup line,R.E.M.
Beauty,named after one of her hit songs but based on the concept of space.
It looks really cool and I actually really need new eyeliner.
I would love to learn what a cut crease is, and this seems like the perfect opportunity.
samples so that I might review the makeup line for work in a more timely fashion.
And thats why I am here to recommend you buy somebody the idea of R.E.M.
Like space itself, the idea, sometimes, is enough.
Miss Lady Gagas 3.75 x 3 x 1Chromaticasoap is New Yorks hottest, well, bar of soap.
Wolfgang Ruth
No one understands what the audience wants to spend money on like Kacey Musgraves.
The woman knows exactly what shes doing!!!
Theres a translucent purple purse, a heart-shaped Magic 8-Ball, a broken-heart necklace.
Will that make it much harder to clean the bottle?
Its all about the ~aesthetic~.
EPH
Some of us measure our time in Mitski eras, not years.
Also, it rules.
Give your dog something to do while you chow down.
(Im very, very picky when it comes to merch.)
Yeah, its a perfect T-shirt.
Devon Ivie
Rihanna doesnt need a new album to participate in theflooding of the vinyl industry.
Taylor Swift got to do it withRed (Taylors Version).
The Navy can have some old music, too.
Its a million-dollar idea she knows we cant resist spending our pennies on.
Then again, …Unapologeticslowed down could just be what the world needs untilR9.
ZH
No, I dont have a Zoom setup yet, thank you for asking.
Enter every meeting like the first queen in the workroom.
Good morning, Mr. Boss Man, lets get sickening!
ZH
