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Are they running highlights from the Tony Awards of yore?
Airing at-home performances from would-be nominees from this years slate of new shows?
Obtaining the rights to showthe YouTube Sondheim 90th Birthday concert?
Nope, nope, nope.
Yes, I have.
[Long sigh.]
Look, I loveGreaseas much as the next person.
I had aGrease-themed birthday in the second grade.
(Real ones will know.)
Give meAvenue QupsettingWickedand prompting a wave of ads reading, Did we mention we won the Tony.
Show me Bette Midler finally getting her due.
I want to watch little Daisy Eaganwin forThe Secret Gardenand make an elementary school me extremely jealous.
Bea Arthur and Angela LansburydoingMame.Any clip ever of Audra McDonaldopening her perfect mouth.
There are worse things you (CBS) could do.
(Air aGreasesing-along instead.)
