Canadas Drag Race
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Hey, whats up, bonjour, and what abonjourit is indeed!Canadas Drag Race,a.k.a.
the other-other white meat ofDrag Races,is back-back-back-baconagain for the sequel.
This sparked vile, racist bullying online.
Co-host Stacey McKenzie also didnt return; the shows Twitter accountbroke the newsby citing COVID-related challenges.
You’ll never be able to unhear this.
And as for the new judges?
Well get to them inune minute, because weve got 12 new queens to introduce.
First is Vancouvers Gia Metric, because in this house we use centimetres and kilograms, sweetie.
Which makes Kimora Amour the solar eclipse.
She says the name Pythia comes from the oracle of Apollo and shouts out her Greek roots.
Has there been aDrag Racequeen whose thing is being Greek before?
Get Canadian legend Nia Vardalos on the line.
Eve 6000 from Toronto enters with a flat Earth joke (but is kidding).
She claims to bring the best looks, but, based on her entrance, we have doubts.
Eve casts herself as 6000 things: the shady queen, the curvy queen,allegedlya fashion queen.
Well see if winner can be added to Eves list.
Suki Dolls red entrance look is giving major frontrunner vibes.
And does she ever givenarration: Suki Doll isdifferent.
She is inno-vative.She gives youthingsthat you couldnt even i-maginewith that tiny little imagination of yours.
Shes the first of two Quebec City queens really putting thehoinbonhomme.
Beth hits us with anew urbanist meme for transit-oriented teens, asking, Is the SkyTrain still runnin?
Shes from Vancouver, and is giving Rick Moranis in those confessionals.
Apparently, drag queens still call themselves variations on ISIS, including Icesis Couture from Ottawa.
Shes going for the Vivienne Westwood thing in a bumblebee tartan sculptural lampshade look.
Oceane Aqua-Black is the most aggressively Quebecois queen since Rita Baga, and we areobsedes.
The Pink Pantheress (not thatPink Pantheress) exercises herlanguage law rightswith two entrance catchphrases: Hello, uglies!
in French, and then in English, Oh, the ocean is rising, and shessosalty.
(We bet when Greta Thunberg walks into a room, she says the exact same two things.)
There is nothing not to love about Oceane Aqua-Black.
Stephanie Prince from Calgary is dressed as a sexy Jollibee mascot, so she already has our hearts.
Both Synthia and Eve 6000 really went for the purple-green-black Spirit Halloween colorways.
Its not aDrag Racepremiere without an injury.
Suki Doll wins the challenge, mostly by showing up in a fit that matches the backdrop.
This weeks topic at the makeup mirrortalking clubis Kimora Amours teenage son, of whom he is very proud.
Also, it looks like Oceane is sitting on the floor to do her makeup.
Production better get some more accommodating chairs for the larger queens.
On the runway, the queens model their premiere looks with varying degrees of success.
Also, Kimora looked like a pinata.
The judges are unanimous in their picks, making me miss having Michelle around to disagree with everybody.
This lip-sync is a weird one.
Meanwhile, Gia canstrut,but beyond that, her choices are bizarre.
The whole thing is kind of giving Carrot Top at a Chili Peppers show.
But at least it had energy and confidence, so Beth is the seasons first sashay.
Beth is a young queen whos clearly clever, but she is obviously a little green for this.
Thats one Vancouverite down, one Brat Pack remaining.
We are officially eating out of the palm of Kimoras hand.
Im Synthia Kiss, Im 29 years old, and Im so excited for jury duty.
Its our civic right!
We love a civic-minded hottie.
Sksksksksksk Stephanie Prince when the judges praised her look.
No one else is doing it like her.
