Canadas Drag Race
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Its the gag of the century, or at the very least the gag of the current financial quarter!
You know what that baby fur stole inBambisaid about if you cant say something nice… And darned if we dont respect the hell out of it.
Just wait until you see this weeks judging!
Its a new day in the workroom, and Rita Baga is feelingsous-titres,baby.
Then, the girls are saved by the siren (is that a thing?
Is it like CanadianSaved by the Bell?Isnt that justDegrassi?)
I personally pattedCanadas Drag Raceon the back for adding a little bloop!
sound effect every time a Pit Crew member dropped trou and their bulge sprung out.
Jimbo wins the mini challenge, which gets him a stay at the beautiful, exotic Hilton Toronto.
He couldve crashed on half this casts couch, but sure!
Yougetthat minibar in-room credit, Jimbo!
Yes, its another design challenge.
Jimbo assigns paper to team Jimbo/Ilona/Tynomi, plastic to team Kiara/Rita/Scarlett, and metal to team Lemon/Priyanka/BOA.
I wasnt really paying attention.
Im not a damn seamstress doesnt work as an excuse anymore.
Learn how to thread a needle.
Team Paper, meanwhile, begins to drive the main action of this episode.
That looks like someArt Popbullshit, Jimbo, says Ilona, while eyeing an objectively very pretty drawing.
But Ilona and Tynomi want to stay literal with it, so pivot from showgirls to knights.
Before the runway, Stacey Mackenzie sees each group for a supermodel strutting lesson on the catwalk.
Team Paper has called themselves Maison du Papier.
Ilona talks about being a popular girl.
Finally, theres Maison du Papier, and the paper knights-slash-sherbet-slash-showgirls we heard so much about.
Tynomi is wearing a less -done version of the same look: construction paper without any transformation.
But Michelle Visage isnt here to judge them and the issue doesnt come up.
And to be clear, again, I love Rita.
Or did you just like theirs because they have rail thin figures that read as model?
(Also, its not like Tynomidoesnt alsolook like a goddamn model.
But not in this outfit.
Okay, maybe I see the judges point.)
And not like fun mean, but like Santino Rice mean.
Mean in a way that made the show a bit less enjoyable to watch.
(For reference of what Jimbo was going for, see Rajas Marie Antoinette on season three.
A cultural shift.)
Use it better, maybe, with the meanest, most vicious squint that it felt like bullying.
Look me in the eye and tell me that, Jeffrey.
Back in Untucked Lite, Team Boraga are theorizing Tynomi will finally be safe.
How wrong they are.
Ilona is sobbing on the mainstage at this point, and Tynomi is determined.
Nothing but respect formyMedieval Times dinner theater.
Jimbos pale-faced, drop-jawed look of shock in the background says it all.
The queen to beat has left the building.
Stand oots
Toronto, Toronto, so self-centered.
Rita Baga is coming for these girls and for my whole personality.
Sorry to interrupt, but this is not TorontosDrag Race.
Im craving baked potato.
Stacey eyeing a Pit Crew guys bulge in a silver thong.
These two are my absolute favorite pairing of the season.
Real Sasha-and-Shea straight-A student vibes.
