Canadas Drag Race
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Lets muff-dive right into it.
Has Kyne learned nothing from every makeover challenge ever?
Discowillland you in the bottom, especially when your disco balls become a tripping hazard.
Its that central tension between self-awareness and maybe-not-so-much that makes for the most watchable Ru girls.
Starzys performance was like Natalie Portman inBlack Swanmeets Natalie Portman inAnnihilationmeets Natalie Portman in Natalies Rap.
The fife and drum?
Think gauzy sepia tones, horse-drawn carriages, muttonchops, and cloche hats.
When Ru said Paging Dr. Ilonas the last one standing and joins up with the Muffs.
The girls get their scripts, which include the words Vegan and Tara, lesbian twin musician duo.
They sing everything in unison.
So worry not,Drag Racefans; the CanadianDrag Racewriters room is just as cringey as the American one.
Cue rattlesnake sound effect.
Cue a dead stare from Brooke Lynn.
Youre on borrowed time, Kyne.
(Sorry, but for this recapper, Jade is Dr. Penfieldtier I dont know her.)
(Scott Thompson, kindly make this happen.)
The runway category is Not My First Time, with the girls all re-creating and elevating their baby-drag looks.
Priyanka gives the slowest runway walk of all time.
In the top are Lemon, Priyanka, Jimbo, and Kiara.
Kiara serves stunning Naomi Smalls body on the runway and thrives in the acting challenge.
And Lemon rebounds as she promised she would, looking expensive and winning the week.
The judges read BOA for her acting but deem her safe for her bodysuit (NB: meh).
Her performance in the Muffragettes doesnt do her any favors either; she really flubbed that Hinterland line.
They also dont vibe with TynomisNeverending Storychain-mail runway.
I got tea-bagged by a butch lesbian nurse.
Thats the best day of my life!
Once again, Kira with the good commentary.
Jimbos characters name was Premier Cisman.
BOA not knowing the difference betweenlagandlegis lobotomy goals.
