Brooklyn Nine-Nine

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Fatherhood, games, police corruption not necessarily in that order it can lead a man to drastic decisions.

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As Doug tells him late in the episode, Youre more than just your job.

Cut to Trenton, where Jake chats with Doug in County Jail.

Doug agrees, and Jake plans some Sexy-Ass Surprises.

The first is a ride in a Pontiac Trans Am!

Speaking of common interests, Sexy-Ass Surprise No.

After the quick change, they hit the road and Doug starts scrolling to DJ, revealing SAS No.

A lot of room for uhs, but also a diversion into strapless technology.

At least it ends in a funnyA Star Is Bornjoke.

Kind of like Doug.

Kind of likeBrooklyn Nine-Nine.

Jake is putting his job on the line.

The name of the game is Who Knows Mo?

Are you For Real or Just Fo Sho?

Its a little wordy but wonderfully Boyle.

The game ends in a tie before Jake has to answer whether Doug has an earring.

He gets it wrong, but it was all a distraction anyway … but on Jakes part!

He was stalling to wait for backup after texting Holt.

They switch cars, trying to outrun the Judy Crew.

Heres where the episode gets interesting.

Doug tells Jake that he should lose the badge and that he would make a dope Realtor.

He could be the go-to guy for all of One Directions property needs!

While this might be true, it doesnt give Doug the right to get Jake fired.

They reroute to a remote location, where it almost looks like Jake is going to be killed!

Doug chooses his friends life over freedom.

Meringue is totally a trick food.

Apparently, Cheeseburger Cracker Combos reallywere a thingand really were discontinued.

Although I bet Jake actually could find a box of them in the back of a bodega somewhere.

Excuse me while I go get some.