Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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Lets hope the pattern doesnt continue for a third week.
The effort to do so leads to a three-pronged attack.
Crime goes up, as OSullivan uses the moment to fire up #BlueLivesMatter sympathy.
Time to get out the prongs of Holts trident.
At least two of the prongs are derailed by physical conditions.
But the doc also notices that Boyles left testicle is enormous.
And its got a funny shape, color, texture, and temperature.
It sends Boyle into a tailspin, out into the street in his hospital gown.
It could be cancer.
It might have spread.
The burrito case will have to wait.
Meanwhile, Terry has an upset stomach thats distracting from his work on his prong.
She convinces the other precincts to send two people each.
Finally, theres Rosa, who knows that Holt cant pay her to investigate fellow officers.
Well, at least not directly.
Holts secret tramp stamp has been referenced before.
(There are evenReddit threadsdevoted to theories on what it might be.)
Will Rosa finally get to the bottom of one of the biggest mysteries ofBrooklyn Nine-Nine?
Will Boyle be alive when she does?
He will never get to see Nikolaj grow up or see what kind of man he becomes.
Finality is seeping into these episodes a bit.
We will never see these characters in their 90s, hunting down criminals in a retirement home.
It brings Jake to tears.
The testicle was just infected.
Well, at least for seven more episodes.
(Maybe the winner will get a free pass on Hitchocks sex barge, too.)
They give a shot to beat the system by merely sitting in massage chairs, jiggling their devices.
Wouldnt there just be a text or two?
However, the footage doesnt work because OSullivan calls the truth an attack.
How dare Holt call a police officer a liar?!?!
(Even though he is a liar.)
The worst thing you could do to another person is to call that person a liar.
As Holt says, I just dont know how to talk to someone like you.
Its essentially an argument for defunding the police.
Rates of violent crime stayed the same, with or without cops.
The Nine-Nine becomes a case study in working better with fewer cops.
Get on those, interwebs.
Did the conversation about how to pronounce whoop remind anyone else ofthis onefromFamily Guy?
