Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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Is the final season really not going to include another heist?
No sign of the Vulture?
Then the one-handed patriarch drops dead, mid-hug.
Boyle doesnt take it well, turning suspect line-ups into emotional breakdowns.
He convinces Terry and Jake to come to the funeral.
Meanwhile, Holt and Kevin are still deep enough into therapy that the captain is still bunking with Rosa.
Amy suggests a Grand Romantic Gesture, but Rosa counters with the suggestion that Holt start dating.
Destructive, swimming, giant rats!
Boyle says theyre great pets and it’s possible for you to milk them!
Boyle family hugs ensue, followed by the news that they cant find Pappys will!
Jake, naturally, suspects a crime hes bored and desperate to find a case.
Did the black sheep kill the patriarch to get his hands on the nutria farm?
Jake sets up an interrogation room with a rocking chair, a sweater, and weak tea.
Charles is convinced; Jake is not.
The quirky Boyle family interrogations and flashbacks are a little too thin on the humor front an H.J.
to the Boyles means Head Job, for example and even the case lacks in the entertainment department.
It all just drags.
Its like Excalibur but for Boyles, and also gross.
Jake gets the DNA results back quickly and discovers that Charles Boyle isnt a Boyle!
He decides on a date with Hot Todd despite his objectionable name for an adult.
He sets up a date with his bad boy (two minutes late!)
It goes better than they think its going from afar.
After all, Todd is wearing loafers.
She ate the poison and then Pappy drank her milk.
After the commercial break, Boyle has been traumatized.
He wants to give up on everything, including the eulogy.
Sam Boyle is the one who wanted the DNA evidence, jealous that he wasnt doing the eulogy.
Hes just normal from snout to anus.
(That joke three times this episode?
He thinks its over.
People dont run to each other in the rain.
Kevin comes running to him.
A friend saw Holts dating profile.
You will never lose me.
Ill do anything to keep you, says Holt.
And Kevin kisses him.
Its a nice Nancy Meyers moment, and the highlight of Game of Boyles.
Too bad it didnt come in a better episode.
Overtime Shift
Time flies when God pulls down his pants and takes a dump on your life.
At the very least it might have been funnier.
