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Next up isBrian Simpson.
Describe your comedy in five words.Life of the goddamn party.
Ive been proud of all of it at one point, but this feeling is short-lived.
Its like when a parent reminisces while looking at their adult child they miss the 2-year-old in them.
Who are some of your favorite comedians right now?
I love the come-up.
Think that was Ralph Harris who said that to me.
Then I ran right to the library to look it up and found out where they really came from.
I went straight to her and said, They come from the moms paginas.
That was the only time she ever tried to bullshit me.
After that, she always answered my questions directly.
Why didnt yall ask me ten of these?
The list could keep on going.