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Fumudoh nods along like its a Noam Chomsky lecture.

Fumudoh doesthe thinky-emoji face.

She asked to see my tits, because she said she had to get her boobs redone.

We went into the restroom, she threw me against the wall, we were making out.

But we were wasted, and it was fun, and Im down for fun!

And then she invited me away to her set, and we fucked, and that was it.

Its just blatant lies.

It would have to be Rinna or Kyle, and it wasnt either of them.

And if I could choose, I would pick Erika.

Take note, Countess.Thisis how you play F, Marry, Kill.

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