Friday Night Movie Club
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One of my favorite late-careerNora Ephron essaysis about the trap that is personal grooming.
Its the way I go yeoww!
Two women a divine pair of sparring partners are trying to look and feel their best.
Shallow goddesses, let me hear you make some noise!
An arms race ensues.
Enter Isabella Rossellini and a pink potion.
But beauty is pain, and pain is having to fucking live forever.
I mean can youimagine?
I return to thisRobert Zemeckismovie again and again.
(Sorry, Bruce!)
I love movies about women who express their love by sniping, express their adoration through competition.
The man is an afterthought in their rivalry; they are vain and want that vanity to be recognized.
Youre a tragic, boozy, flaccid clown!
she says to Bruce Willis.
She sticks out her tongue and shakes it, and those two syllables turn into 20: FlaaAA-aAaAaaAAAaaAa-AaA-hhhhhh-sid!
And you know what?
Shes got a point.
And she is the moment.Now come on now!
I was curious: How will quarantine change his appearance?
I miss my old life, and all its vanities.
I invite you to join me.
Look back atNew York Magazines withering 1992 review ofDeath Becomes Herhere.
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